Thu 24 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink
Thu 24 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink

honeybadgerthatcher:

If you have a Mohawk, I will automatically assume you’re a super douche.

I’m not a douche.

A Mohawk is a hair-style, and reflects nothing of the personality of the wearer.

(via lordgreasy)

Thu 24 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink

And I tell myself that things you said you said just ‘cause you had to.

Wed 23 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink

And I’ll drink myself to death — or at least I’ll drink myself to sleep. Chain-smoke my way through the gaps in between my aspirations and my apathy.

Wed 23 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink

I just got a question on ChaCha that asked:

“My boyfriend fingered me while I was ovulating. Could I be pregnant?”

… seriously?

Wed 23 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink

We’re adopting a puppy tomorrow from the animal shelter.

Woooooooooooof. :3

Wed 23 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink

It’s next to impossible to find a dog on Craigslist.

Everyone’s charging literally hundreds of dollars for a dog.

*heavy sigh*

Tue 22 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink

Howie said we can get a puppy if the landlord says it’s okay.

:33333

We’ve been looking at puppies online for like the past three hours.

Mon 21 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink

DEAR KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIAN FANS

Finally, there’s a torrent, bible.

HERE’S THE LINK.

It goes to thepiratebay.

Fucking download if you haven’t watched it. Currently downloading, myself. Just uploaded half an hour ago.

Mon 21 May ↔ Share on FB↔ Share on Twitter∞ Permalink

For the love of God.

Don’t have children if you are not financially stable or live with your parents.

Most of all, don’t bring two children into this world while you’re not stable.